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Here are some ways to annoy people by just talking to them:
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
Go to McDonalds. Ask for a Cheeseburger minus the cheese. Keep on insisting that cheeseburger minus cheese is NOT the same as hamburger. When they don't believe you and are sick of you say, or more like shout at the top of your lungs so they turn deaf, "I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYWAY!"
Pretend you are invisible.
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