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we are the 3 musketteres
peyton, chase, and cookie. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO... PEYTON BETRAYED US. NOW WE SHALL CHANGE HER TO CHRISTINA
XD
cookie"today, we will talk cheese"
chase "christina, you want to start us out with some facts?"
CHRISTINA "sure, one is... hey a fly"
chase "CHRISTINA, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. YOU WOULDNT WANT ME TO GET OUT THE SHOCKER, WOULD YOU?"
CHRISTINA " no, i just want to... AHHHHHHHHHHH"
chase "well, thats all we have today. come on, christina. lets get you some band-aids for your shock burn"
cookie "bu bye"
THE NEXT DAY
cookie "Hello, I is Cookie."
chase "I is tupid. And yes, I spelled it wrong."
christina "the weather is nice."
cookie "SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, DAMMIT, SHUT UP!!!!"
chase *sniffles* "that's not nice, cookie!"
cookie "that was directed to the voices, not you guys...."
christina "I ate the voices for lunch today!"
cookie "christina, DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOCK BURN?!?!?!"
christina "no."
cookie "THEN SHUT UP."
chase "was that directed to the voices?"
cookie&christina"NO!"
the voices "come on cookie, sink your teeth into their throat... feel the warm, sweet bloooooooood."
cookie *kills everyone* "LALALALA LALALALA, ELMO'S WORLD!!!"
the next day:
cookie "how are all you folks today?"
christina "who are you guys talking to?"
chase "christina, weve been reporting live for 3 days now. didnt u know that?"
peyton "so some people are watching our every move!?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3 days later:
christina"OMG i never knew that people were watching us"
cookie *whisper* "ill go get the shocker"
christina "OW... OWWW... OWWWE... hey a fly. come bac-. OWWWWEE. MEANIES. I WILL GO ON A RAMPAGE AND KILL ALL OF YOU"
chase "my god"
christina "where did the lights go? Hello? Everyone left... HEY, A FLY"
some time later:
cookie *crying her heart out* "WAAAAAAA, ILL MISS YOU GUYS"
chase *choking from cookie squeezing her too hard*
christina "relax. well only be gone for a week."
cookie "A WEEK!?!?!?" *sobbs even harder* *squeezes chase even harder*
chase *choke* *face turns blue* *goes limp* *dies*
cookie *continues sobbing* "I WILL MISS YOU GUYS"
christina "Theres my mom, bye"
cookie "bye" * weeps some more*
cookie "look, chase, theres your mom"
chase *does nothing because of being dead*
cookie "chase? CHASE?!? crap, i killed her... *lightbulb comes on* BEST IDEA EVER." *grabs chases hat* "Coming Mom!"
to be continued...
About an hour later:
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "your sure?"
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "your absolutely, positively sure?"
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "how was your time at cookies today?"
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "are you okay? u dont seem right today"
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "um... chase?"
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom "CHASE!!!!"
cookie "yes, mom, i -"
chases mom "STOP THAT!!!!"
cookie "....................................."
cookie "yes, mom, i did wash behind my ears"
chases mom *sighs* "some things never change."
